A woman goes into a bank and writes a cheque
for £1 million and gives it to a teller.
The
teller looks at the cheque, a little surprised,
and apologises to the lady.
"Excuse me, Madam," she says,
"But I've only been at this branch
for a week now and so I don't know all of
our clients very well, yet. Because your
cheque is for a very large sum of money,
could I ask you to please identify yourself?"
"Yes,
of course," answers the woman quite pleasantly.
She
puts her hand into her bag, takes out a mirror,
looks at herself in the mirror and happily announces,
"Yes, it's me!"